Tally-Ho Ventures, Inc. is a California corporation engaged in the production of entertainment products as well as the marketing of the talents (such as they are) of our sole shareholder, and current sole officer and director, Tal L. Kapelner. (We would have preferred to be in the business of marketing the talents of Steven Spielberg, because there’s significantly more money in it, but the shareholder vote – while contentious – was 100% to 0 in favor of Mr. Kapelner.)

We are in the business of producing television programming, both short and feature films, and programming appropriate for new media, and we enjoy entertaining ourselves with some web-exclusive videotaped and written nonsense as well.

You have reached us at a very nascent stage. As you can see, the content on this site – and lack thereof – currently sucks a great deal. As you go through our meager offerings, you may experience lack of enthusiasm, excess boredom, a general malaise and loose stool. This is normal. We are just now beginning our magical journey of laughter and wonderment as providers of quality entertainment products and some fucking slack would be appreciated at this time. We are very excited about our company if only because the idea of starting quite small – with essentially only this website containing a few written products, and one completed short film – and then slowly growing to what we hope will be a major film and television production company, seems to us akin to when Dorothy started at the very smallest tip of a yellow brick road that wound round and round, getting wider and wider, until becoming quite wide and quite long indeed.

We’re very glad you are visiting our site. We hope that you remember us every now and then and come back, and if we do eventually become what we think we may become, then we hope you get a kick out of knowing you were here right just about when we got here, too.

M  a  n  a  g  e  m  e  n  t

		Tal L. Kapelner – CEO and Producer. (Officially holds all officer positions and sole directorship.) Graduated from Boston University in 1996 with a bachelor’s degree in United States Legal History. Served for one season (1997-1998) as a writers’ assistant and assistant to an executive producer on the WB sitcom Unhappily Ever After, on which show he also played the recurring background character “Eddie the Neuter Boy”, which led to his membership in the Screen Actors Guild. He wrote, directed, produced and co-starred in our first short film, “The G! True Tinseltown Tale: Dude, Where’s My Car?” and is responsible for all of the material on our site.